Tuesday, September 23, 2014

School man school

My dearest darling one reader who I love so very much,

I am here to apologize for not updating you on my unorganized thoughts. As I sit on my used, school distributed sofa watching the Devil Wears Prada bored out of my mind, I realize that I have not posted on my blog in quite a long time (my sister also texted me asking why I haven't posted anything recently). So here I am. Posting things that are completely irrelevant again.

You may be wondering what has been taking up so much of my time that I couldn't even write one little post? (Just kidding you probably aren't because nobody really reads this). Well you see school has started and my life no longer revolves around the fact that I have to find something to do all day to fill my time.

Since school is the only thing on my mind right now I thought I should share a little bit of my school philosophy with you guys (yes you my one reader, I am talking to you).  So I wrote a little poem to describe how I feel about school:

Summer is coming don't worry,
Come here to die unless you are genetically smarter than the rest of the world, 
Home is where I want to be in front of the TV with snacks,
Oh how I wish I didn't procrastinate,
Omelettes are really good I wish I had time before school to eat one,
Lying here dead in the grave I dug for myself because I can no longer school.

I hope you enjoyed and realized it's a joke. School sucks a lot, everyone knows that, but it is what defines how far you succeed in the rest of your life. Not so much how good you do in school, more so the lessons you learn from school. I don't think memorizing dates for history or formulas for math is what is going to define the rest of your life, but I do believe that how you memorized those facts and formulas is what is important.

So learn things. Procrastinate. Do something crazy. And do life and school well.

xoxo
Jillian