I've come to the realization that I love Birkenstocks. They can do no wrong. I bought my first pair back in the 6th grade and still wear them (on occasion because they're a little gross now) to this day. Many people disagree with me, so for all those haters out there I'm going to write you a list on why Birkenstocks are the best.
MY LIST ON WHY BIRKENSTOCKS ARE THE BEST
1. The sole is squishy and molds to your feet. Isn't this the reason why everyone loves rainbows, because they mold to everyone's foot making each pair of shoes have an individual fit? Well guess what! What, you ask? Birkenstocks do the same thing, BOOM!
2. Jesus wore Birkenstocks. I refer to my Arizona sandal as the Jesus sandal because he wore them. In the bible JESUS WORE BIRKENSTOCKS OKAY!?! He was cool enough to do his own thing and like start a new religion. So if you want to be as cool as Jesus you have to wear Birkenstocks.
3. They're are many types of Birkenstocks. I personally own the Boston and the Arizona. This is America people, we demand options and the freedom to pick what type of shoe we want to wear. Therefore Birkenstocks are the best because you can pick the type of Birkenstock you want to wear.
4. Here is a picture of me pondering life. Notice that I am indeed wearing Birkenstocks in this picture. If you often question the purpose of life, you need to buy Birkenstocks.
5. It is currently 11:34 pm eastern standard time and I am in bed. Guess what shoes I'm wearing, in bed. If you guessed Birkenstocks, you are correct and now you have to go buy yourself a pair.
If these 5 reasons have not convinced you to love Birkenstocks then you clearly have no sense of style, humor, fashion, life, or anything. If you want to make friends and make up for what you are lacking you have to buy Birkenstocks.
Out of the goodness of my heart below I have shared the link to the Birkenstock website just to make your life a little easier.
Go buy Birkenstocks, your life will be changed.
xoxo
Jillian
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